View from the BaDMaN Boot Room – GW 5Friday, September 14 2018
Don’t call it a comeback. But the Premier League returns this weekend.
Note: I don’t suppose LL Cool J ever dreamed he would be quoted in BaDMan Boot Room. Twice would be something like a phenomenon.
But if James is going to make any headway up the 80s/90s Hip Hop FPL Table, below are the players he needs to get into his team. (He is currently 14th btw, one place above Eric B and just below Sir Mix-a-lot). Fact.
Here’s this Team of the Season so far…
Goalkeeper Pts GW 4
Neil Etheridge (CAR) 31pts 3pts
Marcos Alonso (CHE) 44pts 9pts
Jose Holebas (WAT) 34pts 10pts
Andrew Robertson (LIV) 32pts 5pts
Benjamin Mendy (MC) 32pts 5pts
Sadio Mane (LIV) 39pts 10pts
Lucas Moura (TOT) 24pts 15pts
Roberto Pereyra (WAT) 26pts 8pts
Eden Hazard (CHE) 27pts 11pts
Mo Salah (LIV) 25pts 8pts
Sergio Aguero (MC) 30pts 6pts
I know what you’re thinking… ‘Five midfielders…?! You’re mad. MAD, I tells ya!!!’
I’ll get to that in a second, but let’s deal with the curiosity in goal first. Yes, it’s still Cardiff’s Neil Etheridge. Worst team in the league, probably. Down by Christmas, possibly. Nine points ahead of Liverpool’s £zillion Alisson, shit yeah.
But before you cash in on the £4.6m bargain… Cardiff are at Chelsea this weekend, so Neil could have a bad case of net-rash by 5pm on Saturday.
Patricio (WOL) and Pickford (EVE) might be better choices this weekend (at home to Burnley and West Ham).
The Fab back-four keep their places…
A 10pt weekend from Holebas (WAT) prompted a little shuffle in the pecking order. Scotland’s second best left-back Robertson (LIV) and Man City’s third best left-winger Mendy could only muster 10pts between them. But Alonso (CHE) added a goal (that’s two from four) to his standard assist (that’s five from four) so remains top dog.
So far it is the best defensive performance since Johnny Cochrane in the OJ case.
Tripper (TOT) and Cook (BOU) are bubbling under, but I’m inclined to keep a closer eye on the Liverpool pairing of van Dijk and Gomez. The latter is £1m cheaper that the former.
I got five on it…
I’ve gone from three to four to five since the start of the season. And suggest you do the same. Number nines are a thing of the past. Post-Ronaldo and Messi, it’s all about the goal-scoring wide players now.
Like Salah (LIV) and Hazard (CHE). But they are only the fourth and fifth best on offer. Sadio (LIV) remains the Mane man with another tidy 10pts last week and is joined in the engine room by this season’s surprise packages Pereyra (WAT) and Moura (TOT).
Neither are as easy on the eye as the three previously mentioned but there is plenty of end product – and they are significantly easier on the virtual wallet.
Pedro (CHE) at a thrifty £6.8m and Serri (FUL) at a trifling £5.4m are also worthy of your attention.
And then there was one…
If you could only pick one, then Aguro (MC) is probably the pick. Over 52% agree probably, but precisely 52% consider Sergio worth the £11.3m investment. Mitrovic (FUL) is only lagging by 1pt – and about the half the bunce (£6.7m) – but long-term only Lukaku (MU) and Kane (TOT) offer a realistic alternative route to 25+ goals. And there are similarly priced.
Honourable mentions to Wilson (BOU) and Deeney (WAT) too. Their faces might not fit with the FA – both must’ve been a tad miffed at missing out last weekend – but they are hot right now.
More from the BaDMaN Boot Room next week. But you better leave now – I think I hear Roy Keane coming…
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