View from the BaDMaN Boot Room - GW 8Saturday, October 6 2018
I listened to Robbie Savage’s Premier League show on Five Live this morning.
I know he’s been doing it since the World Cup, but I’ve always managed to get to the stereo and axe it into silence, or douse it in acid, or chuck it out the window before any of the clown’s crass, clichéd load of old wank fell out of his face and into my ears.
This morning, however, I wasn’t so sharp and as a result have spent much of the day in the shower. Crying. I just can’t get clean.
Goalkeeper Pts GW 7
Wayne Hennessey (CP) 37pts 2pts
Marcos Alonso (CHE) 54pts 8pts
Andrew Robertson (LIV) 43pts 2pts
Kieran Tripper (TOT) 39pts 11pts
Kyle Walker (MC) 38pts 7pts
Eden Hazard (CHE) 60pts 10pts
Raheem Sterling (MC) 47pts 14pts
Sadio Mane (LIV) 45pts 1pt
Ryan Fraser (BOU) 42pts 1pt
Sergio Aguero (MC) 43pts 6pts
Harry Kane (TOT) 44pts 13pts
It seems as though the World Cup hangover is starting to subside, with four of England’s squad making their first appearance in our Team of the Season.
Wayne still sipping Hennessey…
No, not Jordan Pickford (EVE) – he’s wallowing somewhere between Kasper Schmeichel (LEI) and Jonnas Lossl (HUD) at the moment. So Wayne Hennessey keeps the gloves this week. His 2pts was enough to hold off Burnley’s Hart and Man City’s funny looking Ederson (c’mon, he is) both just a point behind on 36pts.
£4.6m Hart could take top spot this weekend at home to Huddersfield, but then has a double header of Man City and Chelsea so I will again lob Wolves’ Patricio into the ring, at an even more reasonable £4.5m.
Right back in the mix…
England’s right-back rivals Tripper (TOT) and Walker (MC) have overlapped their way into our defence. Tripper’s sheet and assist at Huddersfield – ahem, as predicted in my PL Previews (you’re welcome) helping him to a chunky 11pts. Walker notched his third clean sheet in a row and joins Robertson (LIV) and permanent resident Alonso (CHE).
Another World Cup hero Harry Maguire (LEI) is only a couple of points adrift to pushing his ample forehead into our back four and has a tidy run of fixture coming up (Everton, West Ham, Burnley, Cardiff and Brighton among them). One to watch.
Oh Mo you ditn’t…
(Er, for the purposes of the next line I need you to cast your mind back to the summer brouhaha around Raheem Sterling’s AK47 tattoo. Y’know the one he needs to remind him of the UK’s gang problem and how not to get caught up in it. Similarly, I’ve got a violent rape scene tattooed on my chest as part of the Me Too movement. Anyway, gun tattoo… Raheem Sterling… right?)
Raheem Sterling shot* into our midfield with a goal and assist, squeezing out the ever-so-slightly misfiring Mo Salah. Hazard (CHE), Mane (LIV) and Fraser (BOU) keep their places despite the latter only picking a point apiece last weekend. A 10 from Chelsea’s No 10 keeps him top man.
(* Eh…? Eh…? Didn’t oversell it did I? Nah, didn’t think so).
Kane still able…
‘Arry Kane (TOT) hasn’t quite been ‘at it’, as they say, but two-goals and 13pts was enough to put himself up front with Sergio Aguero (MC). H is likely to score goals even at half-tilt, but his tendency to drop back into midfield to get on the ball/ hide (choose one) in recent matches reminds me of the same tactic in the World Cup – when he was clearly carrying a knock. Or maybe it was the hopes of the nation.
Arsenal’s Lacazette seems to have got the central role ahead of Aubameyang and (at £9.5m) is cheaper than his strike partner (£10.8m). And definitely fit. He is on the watch list too. Speaking of which…
On the Watch list…
On the bench this week we’ve got a handful of nearly men who could break into the Team of the Season in the next week or two. Or three, international break and all that.
GK: Patricio (WOL) – Just 5pts off the top, cheap as chips and not giving much away at Molineux.
DEF: Slabhead (LEI) is lumbering up from the back and has potential both ends.
MID: New England call up Maddison (LEI) could also be promoted to our team soon.
MID: Moura (TOT) – has emerged as Tottenham’s most potent and best value (£7.4m) midfielder.
FOR: Lacazette (ARS) is profiting, or maybe the reason behind Arsenal’s steady progression.
The Premier League nips out the back for a fag next weekend – it’s time for that League of Gentleman again, or something. But the Boot Room will be open for business the following week.
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